Jesus to his disciples: No I'm not talking about Twitter, I literally want you all to follow me!

Boy to God: Why does she loves a rose which dies in a day but not me who dies for her everyday?

God: Beedu mast hai, Facebook pe daal!

:-P

A virgin in France: Any girl under 18
A virgin in US: Any girl under 16
A virgin in Pakistan: Any goat who can run faster!

Bedroom smells after marriage:
1st 3 months: Flowers & perfumes
1-3 years: Baby powder & baby oil
After 20 years: Vicks, Zandu balm & Iodex!

How does Yash Chopra feel every time he sees Uday Chopra?
I wish I had jerked off that night!!! :-P